USE CODE 'FREESHIP55' FOR FREE STANDARD SHIPPING ON ANY DOMESTIC ORDER OF $55 OR MORE!

I Am the Cocktail Menu Hat

Product image 1I Am the Cocktail Menu Hat
Product image 2I Am the Cocktail Menu Hat

Regular price $32.00

$17 for an "Espresso Martini?"

Based on the original copy pasta by Mover & Shaker...

"$17 for an "espresso martini?" that came out tasting like a glass of coffee creamer. Should have left when the hostess gave us attitude for our presence and rudely told us "you can find a seat at the bar" when we came in looking for a table.
Not to mention the bartender rudely saying "i am the cocktail menu" when we requested one. They also played the original super freak on repeat."

Shop the "I Am the Cocktail Menu" shirt, hat and enamel pin here.

Product Details:
Dad Hat
Black Fabric
Adjustable Back Strap

Close (esc)

Popup

Use this popup to embed a mailing list sign up form. Alternatively use it as a simple call to action with a link to a product or a page.

Age verification

By clicking enter you are verifying that you are old enough to consume alcohol.

Search

Shopping Cart

Your cart is currently empty.
Shop now